According to a Fox News Science report, biblical numerologists are predicting the world will end on my birthday, September 23, 2017.
The story originates with Christian numerologist, David Meade, who is not in any way a crackpot.
Meade claims the recent solar eclipse and string of hurricanes are a clear sign the bible is lighting up at Luke 21:25 and 26:
“25: There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. People will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken.’
“’26: Men’s hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.’
You can choose to ignore this if you want, but I think I remember “People will faint from terror!” as the exact headline I used on a birthday invitation I sent out for my 25th birthday party.
Anyway, this is not going to be some simple Rapture thingy where one minute you’re skipping across the crosswalk and the next you’re flying out of your clothes toward heaven.
Nope. Meade believes it’s the work of that merciless Planet X which is constantly hiding behind other planets waiting for its golden opportunity to destroy the earth:
Meade has built his theory on the so-called Planet X, which is also known as Nibiru, which he believes will pass Earth on Sept. 23, causing volcanic eruptions, tsunamis and earthquakes…
It could not be more clear. And, yet, NASA has the gall to repeatedly say Planet X is a hoax.
UPDATE 9-21-2017: THINGS JUST GOT SERIOUS
Wow! An actual EMERGENCY ALERT BROADCAST went out to TV viewers on Wednesday, Sept 20th predicting the end of the world.
Orange Country Register reported on the alert Thursday on their website.
I would post a link, but it’s hands down the most intrusive ad-ridden thing I’ve seen in years. I couldn’t even exit out of the ad to read the story on my phone–I had to fire up the computer to see it (and, even then they hijacked my screen).
Anyway, here’s a clip from the story:
Stacy Laflamme of Lake Forest said she was watching the HGTV channel via Cox Communications about 11:05 a.m. when suddenly an emergency alert flashed across her screen followed by a voice.
“Realize this, extremely violent times will come,” a man’s voice boomed, according to a video of the alert.
Laflamme said she was alarmed.
“It almost sounded like Hitler talking,” she said. “It sounded like a radio broadcast coming through the television.”
Channel 9 News in L.A. Reported it as well:
I’ll be spending Saturday with my wife and 2-year-old daughter. We’ll be visiting the library and the Temecula Valley Museum. If I see a planet crashing through the roof I’ll know what’s going on.
Party on, people.
